28 Apr 2009

Why should boys have all the fun??

After my latest blog on "Women's Dictionary" I was now tempted to target the men too, who had had a lot of laughs at the cost of my post. I even had a word document sent to me giving some one liners and jokes on women. Certainly, some men who read the post were smart enough to admit that women are complicated, but for others who think they 'know' women well, I suggest you think harder. Also, This post is for that particular gentleman, who thinks 'women will pay $20 for an item she doesn't need' and for all others who agree with him. You know who you are...Haha...

In the mean time...Enjoy few jokes/one liners for all the guys across the world...

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?

Ans: "What Men Know About Women"

Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?

Ans: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?

Ans: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

Q: What does a man consider a seven course meal?

Ans: A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?

Ans: Gifted !

Q: What do you call an intelligent man in your country?

Ans: A tourist.

Q: How do men sort their laundry?

Ans: "Filthy" and "Filthy and wearable"

Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?

Ans: When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions.

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

Ans: He buys two cases of beer.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?

Ans: So men can remember them.

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

Ans: They all already have boyfriends.

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Ans: Put the remote control between his toes.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

Ans: They won’t stop to ask directions!

Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

Ans: His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

Ans: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

Ans: Someone has to stick around and clean up the mess after them.

Three dreams of a man

  1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks

  2. To be as rich as his child believes

  3. To have as many women as his wife suspects...

Message to Guys: no offence to you...'Our kind' still loves you all...

Message to Girls: Trust me girls...there are many more where that came from...So do comment if you want Part II of this post...lol.


डॉ .अनुराग said...

आइला!!! यहाँ तो बहुत धमाल मचा है रे !

alok said...

lol...gud one!
"Lifting his leg so you can vacuum" ...was best of d lot.
keep posting!

Tanvi said...

@ Alok: thanks Alok...

@: anurag: shukriya...aate rehna...

अनिल कान्त : said...

हा हा हा हा
काफी कुछ सत्य वचन कहे ....
पर ये तो नाइंसाफी है ...कुछ लड़कियों की भी बताती

मेरी कलम - मेरी अभिव्यक्ति

Tanvi said...

Anil kant jee...Gaur se mere blogs padhiye...'Women's dictionary' gives u some insights on women too...

akansha said...

badiya hai ek dum
i like it

thoughtbubble said...

lol... gud one... specially 'asking for directions' one. I kinda relate to it.
looking forward to part II.