In the mean time...Enjoy few jokes/one liners for all the guys across the world...
Ans: "What Men Know About Women"
Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
Ans: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Ans: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Q: What does a man consider a seven course meal?
Ans: A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
Ans: Gifted !
Q: What do you call an intelligent man in your country?
Ans: A tourist.
Q: How do men sort their laundry?
Ans: "Filthy" and "Filthy and wearable"
Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
Ans: When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
Ans: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
Ans: So men can remember them.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Ans: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Ans: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Ans: They won’t stop to ask directions!
Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
Ans: His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
Ans: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
Ans: Someone has to stick around and clean up the mess after them.
Three dreams of a man
- To be as handsome as his mother thinks
- To be as rich as his child believes
- To have as many women as his wife suspects...
Message to Guys: no offence to you...'Our kind' still loves you all...
Message to Girls: Trust me girls...there are many more where that came from...So do comment if you want Part II of this post...lol.